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cuterthanmurdock:

Spiderman was outside their window.
Fucking
Spiderman.

“Excuse me? I think you have the wrong building.
This is Nelson and Murdock, not Daredevil’s office.”

_{❝ Ya sure? You didn’t happen to remember dressing up in red
tights and jumping off the side of the Empire with moi last night,
do you? Here. ❞}

_{{ The Webhead climbed in through the window and situated himself
in one of the further corners of the small office. Lawyers. Not exactly
Peter’s favorite kinda people. Least they weren’t police officers. Spider
-Man flicked the card at the blonde. }}

— #cuterthanmurdock #{ icon. } #{ para. } #{ v; roosevelt } #{ era; undetermined } #{ just pretend that icon doesn't have those little vials okay #peter's just chillin in the corner #at least he's got enough sense not to linger in the window #maybe nelson and murdock are just like #providing legal support #for the wanted spider vigilante }

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_{impulsivelybartallen liked for a thing}

_{❝ You know, we’ve already got a speedster in town,
I’m pretty sure our quota for the month is full. ❞}

— #impulsivelybartallen #{ icon. } #{ chat. } #{ v; roosevelt } #{ era; undetermined } #{ quicksilver is enOUGH TO DEAL WITH BART #ONE QUIPPING SPEEDY IS ENOUGH #BART I'M HAVING TO SLINGSHOT ME ACROSS TOWN TO KEEP UP #STOP THIS }

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_{libertxd liked for a thing}

_{❝ ‘Scue me! Coming through! 150lbs of
pure spider-muscle coming through! ❞}

— #libertxd #{ icon. } #{ chat. } #{ v; roosevelt } #{ era; undetermined } #{ *drags hands down face* } #{ i'm embarrassed for him like omfg }

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_{purevibranium liked for a thing}

_{❝ So if I throw you… will you like actually come
back to me, or does that only work for Cap? ❞}

— #purevibranium #{ icon. } #{ chat. } #{ v; roosevelt } #{ era; undetermined } #{ this is late #you waited this long to have peter be an absolute ass #i'm sorry }

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_{walkingitcff liked for a thing}

_{❝ Hands currently full with the mutate concoction of doom. If you
would kindly kick that dickhole’s ass and run him off to super-jail. ❞}

— #walkingitcff #{ icon. } #{ chat. } #{ v; roosevelt } #{ era; undetermined } #{ idk he's just like... hanging there trying not to drop shit idk }

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_{shiniingstcr liked for a thing}

_{❝ I know you wanna help, but if you could stay away from
the terrifying citizen shield wielding super-villains, that’d
make my life, like, hella easier, thank you. ❞}

— #shiniingstcr #{ icon. } #{ chat. } #{ v; roosevelt } #{ era; undetermined }

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_{cuterthanmurdock liked for a thing}

_{❝ You know, when the other red pj toting vigilante popped
me his business card, I imagined something of a Devil-
Cave or something. ❞}

— #cuterthanmurdock #{ icon. } #{ chat. } #{ v; roosevelt } #{ era; undetermined } #{ u guys liked for these like years ago but whatever bruh } #{ peter's pretty sure he's got the wrong address like whoops he's just like appears in the office window and starts being a snippy asshole.

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Spiderman.

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